Sunday, 9 August 2015

What's going on in Palestine?

[Category: Whats going on?]

If you follow the news, you may have a sense of what is happening in Palestine. However, a single news story, however bleak, can never quite capture the ongoing and cumulative effects of occupation and oppression. To give a snapshot, I've gathered some of the events of the past two months into a single post to provide a more detailed depiction of the situation.

Freedom Flotilla. Israel has a long-standing blockade on the land, sea and airspace surrounding Palestinian territories. Fishermen out of Gaza are only permitted to fish three nautical miles offshore limiting their access to a primary source of food and revenue. They regularly have their boats seized or are subject to harassment from Israeli military forces that patrol the area. The Freedom Flotilla seeks to force Israel to conform to international law and stop limiting freedom of movement, access to agricultural land and fishing and the ability of foreign agencies to deliver aid. On June 29th the Flotilla was stopped whilst breaking the blockade and its crew and passengers were subject to violent arrests and abuse from Israeli forces.

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(Flotilla being boarded by Israeli forces. Image source: Reuters.)

Susiya. In June an international delegation visited the Palestinian village of Susiya to express condemnation of the Israeli demolition order that would destroy homes and evict over 300 Palestinians including a large number of children. The village has been subject to three previous evictions and demolitions, as well as frequent violent attacks by Israeli settlers. It falls within 'Area C' which refers to Palestinian land under Israeli administration. All new buildings require permits which are almost never granted to Palestinians. However, the area features a high number of Israeli settlements which have been allowed to remain despite flouting international law. The Israeli government has accepted the legitimacy of documents proving that the land has belonged to Palestinian families for well over a century, but plans to go ahead with the demolition and eviction regardless.

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(Residents of Susiya facing yet another eviction. Image: google images)

Stone throwing. In June, the Israeli parliament passed a law changing the penalties for stone throwing to 10 years if the defendant can prove no intent to harm, or 20 years with proven intent to cause harm. The law applies to attacks on property as well as humans. As stone throwing is a common way for Palestinians to resist incursions onto their land, the law disproportionately affects their right to protest and defend themselves and particularly targets youths and children. Given that arrest and detention by Israelis is frequently brutal and can extend for many months without charge or trial, even in arrests involving children, this law is particularly egregious. Israel is also the only country in the world to try children in military courts and subject them to punishments such as solitary confinement whilst incarcerated.

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(The penalty for throwing stones at an Israeli vehicle is now 10 years.) 

Ongoing power outages. In 2006 an Israeli F16 bomber targeted the power plant in Gaza. Since then the 1.8 million residents have been forced to buy power from Israel and Egypt and since then there has routinely been only enough power to meet the needs of less than 50% of the population. This month there have been protests as Gazans have had less than three hours power a day in the hottest months. Gaza is still feeling the effects of the assault by Israel last year; hospitals have yet to recover basic infrastructure and large areas are still rubble. Unemployment is high with little hope of being reduced as Gazans are subject to movement restrictions. As much of the energy dispute is over unpaid bills, it is unlikely to be resolved any time soon. Until then the people of Gaza are unable to wash, cook or stay cool and are forced to endure pitch black nights. 

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(Palestinian children do their schoolwork by candlelight)

Force feeding. Israel changed the law banning the force feeding of hunger strikers last month and is preparing to force feed Mohammed Allan, a Palestinian lawyer being held under 'administrative detention', an anti-terror measure whereby the suspect can be held for up to six months without charge or trial. Allan has been held since November and began his strike 56 days ago to protest his lack of trial. Force feeding is widely considered to be torture and a serious breach of human rights. Under the Israeli apartheid which enforces a two-tier legal system, hunger strike is one of the few peaceful forms of protest available to those being held unlawfully.

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(Palestinian protest in support of hunger strikers)

Attack on Al Aqsa mosque. Al Aqsa mosque is in East Jerusalem and is legally recognised as being Palestinian territory. However, occupying Israeli forces frequently restrict access by worshipers and break the law by holding prayers or readings within the Islamic areas. It is also frequently a target for inflammatory attacks by Jewish settlers. In the days leading up to Tisha B'av, a Jewish holiday commemorating the destruction of the Temples that used to stand on Temple Mount, many skirmishes by settler youth erupted in the grounds of the mosque. On July 25th, the day itself, Israeli forces raided the mosque on the grounds that Palestinians had been stockpiling rocks and fireworks to be used in retaliation. Two hundred and fifty settlers also stormed the mosque. Ten Palestinian citizens were injured and significant permanent damage was done to the mosque and it's grounds. This attack was not only an act of aggression against people at prayer, but also the desecration of an ancient and sacred holy site.

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(Apartheid in a single picture)

Arson attack in Duma. At 4am on Friday 31st of July, four Israeli settler youths broke into two houses in Duma village in the occupied West Bank. They threw firebombs, killing baby Ali Saad Dawabsheh and putting his three relatives into intensive care. His father, Saad Dawabsheh has since died of his injuries and his four year old brother and mother remain in critical condition in hospital. The suspected ringleader of the attack, Mier Ettingern has been sentenced to one year of administrative detention. However, without any significant crackdown on the settler movement, violence like this is going to continue. The settler terrorists are little better than your basic racist thug, but with the weight of public approval behind them. Israel approves permits for new settler structures, doesn't enforce international law and investigates less than 10% of complaints made by Palestinians against them. The very act of settlement is tantamount to terrorism, but the state continues in it's support. Last month, Natanyahu approved funding for 300 settler units on Palestinian land despite resistance from the international community.

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(Burned photographs in the home of the Dawabsheh family)

Ongoing civilian casualties. In the protests following the arson attack in Duma, 15 year old Laith al-Khaledi was shot by Israeli forces at the Atara checkpoint, making him the 18th civilian to have been killed by Israeli forces in 2015 alone. Other civilian casualties include 17 year old Muhammad ali-Kosba who was shot in the back after throwing a stone at an Israeli vehicle, Muhammad al Hamed al-Musri, a 27-year old man was shot in the exclusion zone and 52 year old Falah Abu Maria who was shot close range in the chest whilst defending his injured son from arrest.

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(The funeral procession of Laith al-Khaledi. Image: Getty Images)

Any of these events in isolation is a stark reminder of the brutal and unjust apartheid being perpetrated against Palestinians. Taken together, the events of just two months paint a picture of the struggle that many Palestinians have experienced in various forms for over a century. The international community cannot keep turning a blind eye. I don't want to tell my children in thirty years that in the age of unrivaled access to information that we stood by and allowed apartheid and genocide.

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Above all, talk about it. Don't let the conversation die just because bombs aren't dropping. Support Palestinian artists and communicators. Do what you can, but don't do nothing. 

Note: I am an independent blogger who writes for the sake of widening my own and others understanding. I have no particular expertise or experience but I always try to do appropriate research and link to people who do have experience and expertise. If you disagree with anything I have written or with my treatment of an issue, please get in touch. 

Wednesday, 5 August 2015

Stories can change the world. Let's tell them right.

When writing stories, it's important to remember that whatever the topic, the story you are really writing is your own. Your history, your politics, your background will all be there. It might be inconsequential; your use of semi-colons, your position on the Oxford comma, your preference for pointlessly complex sentence structures. Also present might be more unwelcome guests; unconscious prejudices, preconceived ideas, adopted narratives.

If you don't remain vigilant when you write, these intruders can end up writing the story for you, and also for everyone else. Everything you have ever read, every experience, every story and song you have ever heard is there in your head, waiting for you to stir them all together into new shapes and structures. Not all of those stories are good stories and like a virus, they seek to replicate themselves. They may be present in your choice of words, in the order you present your ideas, the tone you adopt.

Remember that when you tell a story, no matter what the format - a tweet, a conversation, an article, a song - you are creating the raw material from which others will tell the story. When you sit in front of a keyboard or a blank page and you dip into the shimmering mass of words, listen to everything they are telling you. Bad stories aren't just told in hate speech, they are told in a careless choice of words, a deviation towards a dominant narrative or allowing your story to dominate that of another.

Every single human experience enters our consciousness as a story. To change the world, we must change the stories we tell and that starts with the stories we tell ourselves. Make them the right ones.

Sunday, 2 August 2015

Three things to bear in mind when discussing the 'Migrant Crisis'.

(Refugees in the Mediterranean. No image credit available)

What would you do?

Almost all of the refugees seeking asylum in Europe are fleeing desperate and horrific situations in their home countries. People are not travelling thousands of miles, spending all their life savings, risking death, rape and kidnapping along the way in order to get a welfare payment.

The main country of origin for European refugees is Eritrea. You may not have heard of it, and for good reason. It ranks above North Korea as one of the most secretive, oppressive and brutal regimes in the world. Citizens have few options apart from brutally enforced military service which can extend almost indefinitely. The government perpetuates the Orwellian myth that war is imminent in order to maintain their power and to justify widespread human rights abuses. Citizens have no right to free speech and much of the population live in extreme poverty.

Another primary source of refugees is Syria. Citizens of Syria are currently besieged on all sides by terrorist groups including ISIS, attacks from their own oppressive government and military interventions by western forces. In 2015 alone over 200,000 Syrians have died as a result of conflict. There are now 9 million displaced Syrians who have fled their homes.

When we look at so-called 'migrants', we aren't seeing complex, three-dimensional human beings who have been faced with horrendous choices. We see what we are told to see; a 'swarm' of money-grabbing freeloaders who were gullible enough to get lured onto a rubber dinghy. If your home was destroyed, along with your entire livelihood, what would you do? Where you you go? And what sort of welcome would you expect when you got there?

The 'crisis' is not nearly as big as it looks. 

Sure, when you see people crowded together on boats or packed into refugee camps at Calais, it looks like a lot of people. And it would be if say, you were being asked to put them up in your back garden. Net migration for last year was 318,000 and of that number, only 22,020 were refugees seeking asylum. To put things into perspective; the total number of extra people coming into the country is only slightly higher than the number of people who attend Glastonbury.

The number of people seeking asylum, even when you take illegal entrants into account is far fewer than the number of people who went to see Taylor Swift in Hyde Park last month. I'm sure they were pretty annoying on the tube home, but I'm also sure that Londoners dealt with the minor inconvenience and got on with their lives. Once they are all mixed in, you'll barely notice them. Oh, and those 9 million displaced Syrians? Only about 3000 of them want to settle in the UK. You can breathe again.

The main 'crisis' is that Calais is a bottleneck. Getting there is (extremely relatively) straightforward but moving on is not. The problem is complex as there is always the suggestion that by making the process smoother, you will encourage others to come. In my opinion, I think that the difference would be minimal. The journey is already incredibly hard; I do not believe that having to live in a refugee camp when you arrive is necessarily going to be a deterrent. If the first obstacles you faced on your arduous journey was leaving a brutal dictatorship where dissenters can be put to death and then crossing a border where the guards are instructed to shoot-to-kill, you aren't one to be put off.

The fact is that right now there are thousands of people living in horrific conditions and risking their lives daily to try to get to safety. There are things we could do, but without public will and empathy, solutions will continue to be punitive and inhumane. Politicians are playing politics with peoples lives; we can't let that continue.

We are part of the world. 

In the west, we live in a shiny bubble. We are the safest, healthiest, most educated humans that have ever lived. We live in a fantastically wealthy country (yes, really) and we mostly experience the rest of the world as either news or holidays and most of us are happy to keep it that way. Migrants are an intrusion. They remind us uncomfortably of our privilege. We use dehumanizing language like 'migrant' 'flood' and 'swarm' because it is simpler than coming face to face with the rampant inequality that exists in the world and our role in creating and maintaining it.

Most of us have relegated our colonial history to an amusing little peccadillo, a punchline; a 'Carry On' sketch. Colonialism is bluff explorers in beige hats and monocles being amusingly patronizing to skeptical locals whilst jabbing flags into anything that stands still. It's never having to learn a foreign language and being able to buy chips almost anywhere in the world.

We are very happy to gloss over the fact that our wealth and power came from the brutal exploitation of nearly a quarter of the globe and that the wealth of our neighbors came from colonial rule of much of the remaining three quarters. We like to think of it as ancient history, a ignoble but distant past.

The fact is that we still exerted colonial power in the Middle East when my parents were born. Many of the current global conflicts are rooted in our recent colonial past. We still benefit disproportionately from this history and from the ongoing exploitation of cheap labor and resources overseas. Our wealth isn't divine right or evidence of unique worth; we inherited it off our rich, racist auntie.

I've never owned a slave, but every single day I benefit from slavery. We have spent centuries siphoning wealth out of the rest of the world and now that people want us to share, we accuse them of freeloading. We need to accept this history and it's ongoing impact on the world. Time we got a round in, I think.

Friday, 31 July 2015

Today, three Palestinian children died. This has to stop.

(A Palestinian child waves the national flag. No picture credit available)

I'm new to Twitter. I've used it sporadically over the years to promote my blog but never managed to 'get' it. Today was the first time I have seen something horrific unfold before my eyes, a tragedy told in a hundred voices. The hardest thing was seeing people who have previously been articulate become almost incoherent with grief and frustration. Twitter is intimate in a way that a news story is not.

Today, I got a much stronger sense of what life must be like in occupied Palestine. Right now, people are signing off twitter, getting ready for bed. They say they can't sleep because it's hot, the power is out again. In some places the streets are pitch black, as no power means no lights. Above all, people sound scared.

To go to bed, not knowing what you might wake up to. Knowing that your family, your friends are all vulnerable. Knowing that there is no-one to turn to and that chances of finding justice are remote. Today was particularly brutal. Three children died. The first was under two years old. The two older children were killed by the Israeli military police. I can only imagine how, lying in a hot, dark room, the ghosts of all of the hundreds of Palestinians injured, killed, detained, kidnapped, held without trial and tortured by people with incredible power and invulnerability must haunt a person.

There have been 120 violent attacks by settlers in 2015 alone. These settlers are not an unfortunate violent fringe. Settlement in Palestinian territories is illegal under international law, but this has not stopped the government from approving the construction of 300 new settler homes in the West Bank this week. Settlers are often Ultra-Zionists who feel the land is theirs by divine right and that their settlement is part of a brave, moral crusade. They have the support of their community, their government and in their eyes, their religion. Only 8% of complaints by Palestinians about settler violence result in convictions and the government often approves the demolition of Palestinian houses to make way for settlements. They give the excuse that Palestinian houses were built without permits, which are almost never granted.

This two-tier system also extends to convictions. A popular attack by settlers is arson, as demonstrated so tragically today. The average sentencing for arson attacks is between two and three years. Earlier this year the Israeli Cabinet passed a bill allowing for up to ten years imprisonment for Palestinian stone throwing, even if there was no bodily harm or intent to cause bodily harm. The same offence with proof of harm can be as much as twenty years.

Settlers do what they do because they feel empowered to do so. There are many international programs encouraging Zionist Jewish people to settle in Israel or Palestine. After the Charlie Hebdo attacks where a Jewish supermarket was targeted by the gunmen, leaflets were found amongst the flowers encouraging Jewish people to settle in the Holy Land. The settler movement takes the most extreme, entitled, right-wing, racist and also often fearful Zionists and empowers them to bully their way into supremacy,

This has to stop. We have to stop characterizing the Palestinian resistance as terrorism whilst refusing to understand the horrific circumstances under which their actions are taken. The international community has to stop merely 'condemning' illegal settlements whilst continuing to provide huge amounts of  financial and military aid. These deaths are not the result of a tit-for-tat conflict between people we have no connection to. That aid money that empowers an openly racist, brutal, apartheid government is ours, it has our fingerprints on it.

Tonight there are people mourning yet more deaths of children whilst their streets are overrun by a heavily armed police force who they have good reason to fear, who this week shot a Palestinian boy in the back as he ran away. There are children who have lived through three conflicts, carried out on their doorstep, in their back yard. There is no 'equivalency'. It is, quite simply, wrong.

Note: This blog is based on my personal response. I've never been to Palestine and all of my information and interpretations are second hand. If this post has touched you or fired an interest, please also seek out the voices of people and groups who have experienced it first hand.

What can we do? 
Sadly, not all that much. Like many movements who are up against powerful political and commercial vested interests it is mostly little things.

  • Find your local BDS/Free Palestine group. The BDS (Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions) movement targets Israeli financial interests by refusing to buy certain products or from certain companies. Local BDS groups will often focus on a few targets at a time to increase the impact. They also organise collective actions and protests. 
  • Write to your MP and ask why we are not sanctioning what is essentially a brutal apartheid regime that commits war crimes and flouts international law.
  • Support Palestinian artists. There is a movement towards non-violent resistance via culture and awareness. When a country goes through so many years of upheaval and trauma culture runs the risk of being lost or distorted by violence. Art, culture and education are key elements of healing and rebuilding. Buy music, support crowdfunding, go to shows. 
  • Stay aware and spread it around.  Shamefully, up until a few years ago I had filed Palestine under 'Bad, don't buy Israeli vegetables, nod seriously when people talk about it'. Without vocal public will, it is unlikely that our support for Israel will change. 

Friday, 24 July 2015

Review: 47SOUL

Category: [In the eyes of the beer-holder]

(47SOUL @ PRODIGAL JUMP! 93 Feet East. If you look closely you can see me being a massive nerd. Photo credit @natalievhall)

I saw 47SOUL at the beginning and the end of their marathon five show run at Glastonbury festival; possibly earning them the title of hardest working band of the weekend and definitely adding credence to the ‘Kanye is an overrated slacker’ camp. Impressively, the only difference between their Small Worlds performance on Thursday and their Left Field performance on Sunday was a slight dip in the level of personal grooming. Any band that can inspire a tent full of hungover festival goers who wandered in primarily to avoid bright lights and loud noises on Sunday at Glastonbury are truly a force to be reckoned with.

The band have had a busy two years since forming in Amman in 2013. They crowdfunded 30k to produce their first album, amassed a large international following, attracted some serious media attention and along the way, founded a new genre of music. ‘Shamstep’ is drawn from the musical, cultural and political diaspora of the Bilad al-Sham region, the area now referred to as the Middle East. The four musicians are Palestinian, but difficulties arising from ongoing travel restrictions in occupied Palestine have necessitated that they live and work in London. 47SOUL refers to the time before the 1948 partition that legitimised the ongoing occupation by Israel of Palestinan land. 

The influence of the personal and political struggles they have faced is inextricably woven into the sound; each member of the band brings a unique set of musical influences, deftly united by the rhythms and melodies of Arabic street music. The proto-genre spans an impressive set of beguiling dualities, successfully pairing tradition with modernity, politics with celebration, cultural identity with accessible appeal. It is this bridging of divergent themes and the symbolic transcendence of philosophical and physical boundaries that give this band its singular appeal.

Messages of peace, unity and community are present at every level, from the delicate blend of musical influences to the bilingual lyrics covering everything from the plight of political prisoners to the ever-enduring and cross-cultural appeal of beautiful women. The music is structurally rooted in traditional dabke music, allowing for a flexible sound that is playfully inclusive of elements of dub, hip hop and soul, electronica and dancehall.

Being a massive nerd, I’ve now seen them three times and on each occasion to crowds that fall towards the tougher end of the spectrum. Newly arrived festival punters who have yet to exchange their sense of cool detachment for a coating of sweat, grime and glitter, catastrophically hungover shade-seekers and that special variety of Brick Lane crowd where the ratio of fancy-ass cameras to audience is around 1:5 and dancing is strictly ironic. Before the end of the first song, inhibitions and the stubborn British instinct to resist fun at all costs had melted away. 

Deeper reasons aside, the main reason 47SOUL are such an exciting band is very simple; they are fucking delightful. In an environment dominated by cool, where cultural influences are often worn as self-conscious tokens of integrity their raw enthusiasm and sincerity are refreshing. Their performances are framed in the form of an invitation; we’re having fun, come and join us. Their debut album ‘Shamstep’ is as much about love, sex and dancing as it is about serious politics and this ambiguity leaves space for their audience to find their own place within that spectrum.*

The band have mastered the holy grail of conscious music, the ability to raise awareness without preaching and to promote empathy via participation. They play music of the people, by the people, for the people.

To quote the show: ‘Are you ready to hear some shepherd music?!’


*NB: I do not speak Arabic, so this is an interpretation based on my experience as an English-speaking listener. 

Band Website:
Twitter: @47soulofficial

47SOUL are playing the finale of Shubbak Festival at RichMix on the 25th. Link:

(Photo credit @natalievhall. I found a nerd-friend.)

I'm back! Fatted calf et al.

Category: [Any other business?]

Having taken a rather long hiatus, I'm now (hopefully) returning to publishing a little more regularly. To give this blog a little more structure, I'm going to introduce categories and try to write weekly posts based on these themes.

Damned Lies and Statistics- I'm undertaking a course in statistics so this series will revolve around the use and misuse of statistics because I know that absolutely everyone finds data talk titillating. (I'd like to  explore YOUR Critical Region, etc etc.) There will be filth, fury and frequency analysis.

Dirty Words - Exploring the problematic ways that we deploy language.

Shake that De-bunk-a-bunk- Deconstructing popular myths and legends in time to a sick beat.

In the eyes of the beer-holder- Reviews and arts stuff. In unrelated news, I'm still awful at puns.

'Sincerity in every pore' 


Friday, 14 March 2014

Fear of flying: Why alternative medicine makes me see red.

A question I get asked a lot is why I do get so scrappy when it comes to alternative health? Why do I care what other choose to do with their bodies? Why have I turned myself into the living, breathing embodiment of Picture this.

One day, a friend tells you they can fly. You are slightly skeptical, but willing to find out more. After all, if they can, that would be pretty cool. The friend goes on to explain how it all works and it starts sounding pretty plausible; you're no aviation expert but you can see how it might be possible. You excitedly ask them to show you. Your friend, however, comes over all coy; 'I can't SHOW you, that's not how it works. You just have to believe me!' You're a little miffed, but you go about your day. After all, it's a free country. Your friend can do as they please. It's a shame they won't share this miraculous advancement in personal transportation with massive potential for the betterment of mankind, but okay. If it's possible, surely someone else will discover it, in the fullness of time. 

Things continue as normal but suddenly this friend starts popping up everywhere, giving you unsolicited advice about flying. 'DONT EAT THAT. Eating that will prevent you from EVER being able to fly.' 'STOP THE GOVERNMENT FROM TAINTING OUR WATER SUPPLY WITH ANTI-FLYING CHEMICALS'. 'This natural, pro-flying health supplement will help make your bones lighter, so that one day, you too can FLYYYYYY-that will be £10.99-YYYYYYY!' People start claiming that it can cure cancer, diabetes and dementia

Now you are starting to get annoyed. The friend can't or won't show you that they are able to fly, but is trying to scare you into changing your lifestyle and buying stuff on the back of their claim that flying is possible. You're frustrated; you'd like nothing more than to be able to fly. You'd also quite like to be able to help your relative who is suffering from dementia. You start noticing that other people are buying into it, posting statuses about the dangers of 'weighing yourself down with wheat products' 'blocking your in-flight capacitor with sodium compounds' 'FACT: cooked food is heavier than raw food!' 'Raw food helps you build the necessary gas reserves to achieve lift off!' 

You start looking into it. Surely there will be some proof somewhere? After all, people have been trying to fly for centuries, if all these people are suddenly able to fly, surely there is a youtube video at the very least? You scour the internet. There are plenty of websites and blogs by 'flyers' but nothing has been published in any of the medical, scientific or aviation journals. This is ridiculous, if so many people can fly, why isn't it being discussed by anyone with any expertise? You ask your friend, who insists it is because they are in the pay of 'big aviation!' Aha! you think. I've never trusted EasyJet and I once flew Ryanair and those bastards are capable of ANYTHING. Plus wasn't there a case back in the 80s when PanAm were caught stomping on people's model aeroplanes? That explains it. 


How would they do it? How are they paying off the hundreds of thousands of scientists, doctors and engineers? I mean, hidden fees and charges are pretty steep, but they surely can't be paying EVERYONE off on the back of excess luggage and £5 to use the toilet? And even if they are paying you or have the power to fire you, wouldn't you risk it? If you could be the person to discover the greatest scientific advance in the entire history of humanity, wouldn't you do it? This discovery could stop global warming in its tracks, save millions of lives AND think of the money you could make selling personalised super hero capes? 

And then you notice something else. In amongst the 'flyer' blogs, the 'Yoga to Promote Serenity at 50,000 feet' and the people selling 'Astral Lightness Waterat £10 per 50ml (contains hydrogen, the lightest of all the elements!) you start seeing disturbing news reports. People who jumped off buildings believing they could fly. People who starved to death because they thought that food was 'weighing them down'. Developing countries plunged into famine because a 'flyer' pressure group told them that 'heavy' staple crops were weighing down the population. Some people took it further, claiming that a lack of flying was causing autism, dementia, lupus, MS, cancer, ADHD, depression, anxiety. You see a spate of blogs from anxious mothers asking if they should have had an 'air birth' because the water birth might have caused their child's autism. You see that the government has allocated large amounts of money to fund 'fly therapy' in hospitals (people are blindfolded and placed in a wind tunnel whilst listening to 'The wind beneath my wings' and 'I believe I can fly', the theory being that mimicking the effects of true flying has a therapeutic effect. Meanwhile, the geriatric ward is outsourced to a private company who kicks them all out into the street in a bid to 'streamline'). 

You get angry. You confront your friend and demand, once and for all, for them to demonstrate their flying ability. They smile beatifically and say 'It's not like, flying, flying. It's a more a state of mind, you know? It makes me feel better, and happy people don't get sick!' You resist the urge to throw a drink in their face to see if being unhappy makes them catch a cold and present a meticulously researched and  referenced dossier proving that people can't fly. They scan it and say 'Well, it's just what I believe. I saw this guy speaking once and he was pretty convincing. It's all just opinion, isn't it? I have mine and you have yours.' 

And then you wake up, and it was all a dream...

This is obviously a convoluted and ridiculous metaphor, but not substantially more ridiculous than many health claims made in the alternative community. If you click the highlighted links, they will take you to relevant sources. While I am loathe to direct people to mercola and natural news, it is proof that I'm not just pulling this out of thin air. You can actually buy expensive water to 'detox' your body of any MSG you may have inadvertently consumed; perhaps from consuming tomatoes or breast milk. You can buy kits for removing fluoride from your drinking water, and the NHS in some areas pays for homeopathic treatments. 

And it pisses me off. I'm not annoyed at the people who believe it; I used to be one of them. Alternative medicine is wonderfully comforting. It gives you control over every single aspect of your life. Scared of getting cancer? Eat more garlic. Worried about the future? Take some clematis extract. Someone in your family has a chronic illness? Make sure they don't drink any diet drinks. Most alternative health practices are pretty harmless, but they feed into a collective ignorance and a destructive stubbornness. 

I get pissy when people post/promote/use public money to fund alternative medicine and health practices for many reasons. Some are intellectual; I don't like seeing lies packaged up and disguised as truths in the same way you'd probably get pretty annoyed if a bunch of your friends suddenly started insisting they could fly; it's obviously not true, and is therefore annoying. You'd like to dismiss it as a personal quirk, but other people are joining in. It concerns me deeply that people don't stop for thirty seconds and question what they have just read. I am a good example of this. I owe a lot to patient (most of the time), rigorous friends who taught me to fact check and analyse before posting and I hope to do the same for others. 

Another big reason is that I care about people's health. I care that people think they can cure cancer with a raw food diet. I care that mothers of children with developmental disorders suffer massive anxiety that they might be to blame. I care that people give millions of pounds a year to charlatans and snake oil salesmen for books, supplements and gizmos that often do more harm than good.

Governments and large corporations do not always act in our best interest. They suppress studies, they keep promoting drugs that are useless and sometimes harmful and they undoubtedly want to make money from us. The answer is not to jump on the nearest organic, aspartame free, non GMO bandwagon. The Internet makes ignorance a deliberate rather than accidental state. If you care so deeply about aspartame, or GMO, or vaccines- look it up. If someone makes a claim about it, check it out. If someone tells you that fluoride causes autism, question where they got that information. How did they find this out? If the answer is 'there is lots of autism and lots of fluoride' that's not good enough. How? Why? Who says? If GMO worries you, read up on it. Are you worried about the technology itself or just the shady companies exploiting it? Do you know anything about the process? What safety checks does it go through?

You don't need to be a scientist or an expert to have an informed opinion, all you need is a question and a search engine. If everyone who abandoned conventional medicine put all that money and energy into changing the system instead of undermining it, we could all live in a safer, more comfortable and better informed world.The system is in no way perfect, but it's the best we have. 

When you post a link to an article about aspartame, or a status update about the dangers of GMOs, you are attempting to educate those around you in your world view. Don't act all surprised when people try and educate right backatcha. Check yo' sources before yo' sources reveal themselves to be unqualified, misinformed charlatans who subsequently wreck themselves. As Jerry would say.

Don't trust anybody? Absolutely. Just as long as that also applies to people like Joseph Mercola, who makes millions of dollars per year marketing highly dubious and sometimes illegal 'natural' health products.